POETRY

• The Slobamite - 2008

• Faith and Redundancy - 2007

• Deadwood - 2007

• The Sperm Donor -  2007

• An Aftermath of a Chelsea Monday - 2007

• Windows - 2006

• My Wife - 2005

• The Loneliness of the Forgotten Chip - 2005

• Poets aren't that dissimilar to politicians - 2005

• Dolphins always fall short of the true awareness (Ode to Solomon) - 2005

• The Snapping Scissors - 2004

• Lidl Hogs - 2003

• Self Awareness in a Post-Matrix World - 1999

• A House Called 'Home' - 1996

• Come forward old friend, the world is a stage - 1996

• Big Game Hunting - 1996

• Real Masculinity - 1995

• He always seems to get picked last for the football team - 1995

• First Love's End - 1994

• Bing Crosby's Underpants - 1993