Bing Crosby's Underpants

I wonder if Bing Crosby

was buried in Y-Fronts?

Or maybe they were boxer shorts?

The ones where your willy falls out all the time;

printed with crappy pictures of cock-eyed orange dinosaurs

repeated amongst the evidence of bladder-weakness?

(I've got a  palaeontologist friend and she's never heard of an orange dinosaur!)

It doesn't matter anyhow;

they'll have rotted by now,

along with his Incredible Hulk socks!

April 1993