He always seemed to get picked last for the football team.

He didn't like sums,

They're boring and nobody dies or get blown up like they do in the movies.

He liked instead to look out of the window,

Wondering if he'd look good charging over the netball field

In full shining armour chasing the beast that's trying to eat Vicky Shaw.

"What looks better on me, the sword or the axe?"

He's just got in trouble for looking out of the window.

She says, "day dreaming will not prepare you for life out there!"

Bollocks!

He's prepared for dragon attacks and alien invasions,

Wining the super bike championship or being born in a stable.

They'll thank him someday.

He doesn't like sums. They're boring because he never gets the girl like in James Bond films.

1995