Bligger Det or David Edward Plant, what-ever you want to call him (steady now)
was born in the Lancashire town of Oldham, England, in the early 1970's.
His life truly began in Summer 1977 following the release of Star Wars.
Years followed and throughout this time he has witnessed physical and
emotional upheavals (like most people) including playing Top Trumps by
candle light during electrical power cuts, falling off one's bicycle whilst failing
to perform a curb-endo in front of a girl he fancied and not liking one's step-father
very much to the point of where kitchen knives, WD40 and laxatives came in very
handy; not all at once!
All of these issues and a whole lot more have caused considerable confusion and
slight discomfort over the years, so much so that now he has resigned himself to
contemplating the weird and the wonderful that influences his brain on a daily basis.
Whilst his long term aim is to become an intergalactic weapons dealer, until the inven-
tion of the Positive Nuron Engine he will simply have to cope with being a Health &
Safety Officer during the day and word-juggler by night!
He no-longer lives in the North West; instead he resides in Stourbridge, in the Black
Country; a place where the people speak funny but it's around 2oC warmer all year
round and the wind isn't so bad.